i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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