Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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