Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
3 2 1 whiskey
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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