i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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