Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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