He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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