Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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