Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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