He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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