Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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