He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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