Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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