I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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