Where is the hickey?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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