we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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