I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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