The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I deserve this hangover.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
