do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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