Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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