It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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