I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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