Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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