at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Randomize
