Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
