thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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