U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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