was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I think people are normalizing furries
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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