So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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