You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
