After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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