real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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