the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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