Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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