super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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