I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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