NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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