Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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