I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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