yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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