So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Randomize
