is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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