i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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