if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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