I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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