problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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