But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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