question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
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