Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Randomize
