Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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