Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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